Whoever I date next better be ready to be treated like absolute gold. I have so much love that I’ve been waiting to give its ridiculous
smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see
im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”