not with a bang but a whimper

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife


Time’s Great Performances 2013: Quvenzhané Wallis
Time’s Great Performances 2013: Quvenzhané Wallis

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

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thegestianpoet:

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jeannie omg

eroding

ERODIING

EROOOODDDING

“I guess when all was said and done, I was nothing more than a goddamn trendy ass poser.”

Oceans of Risotto

gordonramsaypoetry:

You, you

This fucking risotto

Is so fucking soggy

I could swim in it

Fuck off.