not with a bang but a whimper

stay-weird-af:

Whoever I date next better be ready to be treated like absolute gold. I have so much love that I’ve been waiting to give its ridiculous

YES

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice